Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Gianni

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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