- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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