- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

women's rights

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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