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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Your mom.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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