- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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