Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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