- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The WNBA

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

Get in the Batmobile.

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Take off your shoes.

This one time at band camp....

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??