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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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