Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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