Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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WNBA

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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do you want to hear a joke?

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mark is mark

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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