- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

We are lawyers

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Your mom.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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