- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Like if you like big tits.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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