How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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obama leadership

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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