how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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hi to the world fromthe world

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Pen15

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Well educated black man.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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