How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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colby doesnt shave

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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a potato flew around my room

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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I pooped my pants

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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