There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Cows go moo.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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