- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Women's Rights.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

fart+fart=poop

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

2 women were sitting quietly

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

How many cows say moo? All of them

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