Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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modern love

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Come In!

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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