- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Pain Olympics.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Darude - Sandstorm

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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