- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

What's a small person? A midget

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Heartlight

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Mike tyson

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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