What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Garry Glitters on here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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