The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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who is awesome? no one...

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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