Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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what happens during a climax apples

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Type 2 diabetics

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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