There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Penis.

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poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Please Rape William Wright

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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