Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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