Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

guess what? chicken butt.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Why did the jew die Really...

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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