Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Welcome To Facebook

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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