One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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A seal walks into a club.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Women's rights

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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