- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

matt f stupid because no one likes him

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Pain Olympics.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Darude - Sandstorm

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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