Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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penis

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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