- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Once upon a cross

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

a man walks into horse bar

I can't see my forehead

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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