Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Once upon a cross

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

a man walks into horse bar

I can't see my forehead

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Chuck Norris died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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