- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Nicolas Cage's acting.

my mom raped yerr foot

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

vagina, hehehehehehehe

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Cows go moo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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