A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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