Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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