Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Once upon a cross

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a man walks into horse bar

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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I can't see my forehead

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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