Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

Womens Rights.

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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