What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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