Farts smell bad!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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The cow went moo

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Anti-joke.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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