Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Michael Brown

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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