a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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