What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Mark Wilson

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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