- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Life is an elephant, get married.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

I am a n1gger.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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