- Anti Joke

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

I had sex. Just kidding.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes