- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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