Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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