- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

Womens Rights.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

That didn't hurt.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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