Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

a man walks into horse bar

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Chuck Norris died.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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