Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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