You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

What's that in the road.... a-head?

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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