- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

fruit salad?

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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