watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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Why? Whats wrong?

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

I am a n1gger.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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