- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: Grabs shotgun " I've had with that damn term"

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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