- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi? No!!!!!

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

whats brown? poop.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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