- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

What's the deal with airline food?

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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