What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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colby doesnt shave

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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