- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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