How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Jason Connor.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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