Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Pinus Testicles

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oh hiya come in

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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liam buchan is gay !

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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