What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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BOOBALANBOO

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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