HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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hi patrick

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

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