2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

I can't see my forehead

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

a man walks into horse bar

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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