what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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s e m e n

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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