ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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