Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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