Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Your mums a penis joke.

What's wrong with woman Everything

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

This is not a joke.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Hi? No!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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