yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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