- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

You smell like shit

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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