Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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my friend is gay hes gay

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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who is awesome? no one...

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Anti Joke

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