Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down -14

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I went river dancing once. I fell in

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Pen15

thumb_up thumb_down -18

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Well educated black man.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

hi to the world fromthe world

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

thumb_up thumb_down -18

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

thumb_up thumb_down -18

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops