Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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