Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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