- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Women's Rights.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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