This is not a joke.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Mrs. Welsh

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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